Why is this the coolest place on the net? Uhh... cuz I said so!

Okay for real, I get that it doesn't look great right now. We're very much under construction. But soon we'll have a few arcade cabs plugged in and a coffee stand set up and it'll be so rad.

Goals:

In the meantime, welcome to the test column!

We're testing stuff here gamers. All sorts of neat stuff. It's legendary.

Play Broken Hearted! This demonstrates something that can be used in the arcade.

You can also find my itch page for it here.

Mess with your mouse! This demonstrates the foundation for the coffee machine.